quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

(via borinq)

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(Source: ziamchapel, via storyofmalik)

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

(via borinq)

uoa:

never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

(via killianspirateprincess)

arandomobject:

"I want a plus-sized princess!"

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"I want a princess who can’t sing!"

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"I want a princess who can fight!"

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"I want a non-traditional princess!"

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In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.

(Source: arandomobject, via legit-humour)

scrlett:

no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful 

(via fake-mermaid)

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

(via fake-mermaid)

shavingryansprivates:

is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

it’s a banana?

why do you have a banana in your pocket

(via fake-mermaid)

icuntfathom:

landofgay:

warriorofwellness:

hellyeshaley:

These are all so beautiful and functional. 

ah yes, i see the bedroom fandom is growing.  

excellent.

I screamed at the first one

so obsessed with this ever since huhu

(Source: dmnq8, via cuntfathom)

hestmord:

valvala:

99percentinvisible:

Love to live here and would welcome the day I eventually fall into the ocean with open arms tbh

Love 2 park my car on top of my giant chrysalis house made of windows and await the day all my earthly works fall in 2 the sea. I am ozymandias, fuck of shits

(via firebones)

(Source: dudski, via firebones)